Okay, so it’s really dark.
And, from the mists of... something misty... emerges a GIANT WERE-WEED! AARGH!
People ran screaming all over the town!
The king ran so quickly that he lost his crown!
"I'll save it," cried Jack, and quickly ran back -
But the Tumbleweed carelessly battered him down!
"Run away! Run away!" the people screamed,
Just one, named Hector, stood, and he beamed.
"I'll stay and fight, I think," said he,
And smiled around quite glamorously:
He was going to duel the were-weed, it seemed.
"Get back, you beast!" he calmly said.
"Or I shall be forced to lop off your head!"
The Tumbleweed stopped and paused for a sec,
Then carried on rolling and flattened poor Hec –
It hadn't a head to be lopped off! Oh dread!

END OF PART FOUR

Good poem, PoisonIvy! Part four of what???

He he! Good one, Conty!

good poem but i agree with fishs question

Part four of...
Wallace and Gromit in...
CURSE OF THE WERE-WEED!!!!!!!

DA-NA-NA-NA!!!!!!!
To be released in July 20008!!!!!!

From Romulus Pictures!!!!!!!! A full-length stop motion film starring ---

Albert Einstein as Wallace!!!
Cleopatra as Potty!!! (who grows potted tumbleweeds)
...and... Moses as Wallace's long-lost aunt!!!

Photography by Ray Charles!
Modeling by the Venus de Milo!
Directed by the Sports and Outdoor Activities Club of South Carolina!!!

Modeling by Venus de Milo? No wonder the release date is in 18,000 years!

I'm surprised any process of modelling would be made! She has no arms!

Well...I think that was the point. Notice that Ray Charles is in charge of photography....he's blind....and dead, too, for that matter.

I know! PoisonIvy, you really do make me laugh! And maybe some of Wallace's inventions would work!

yeah and venus has no arms to model with!

I think you should give Gromit a speaking part in the film!

rumor has it that venus de milo's foray into model making began with a greater than normal interest in "arm"itures

I've just made part one of Thingummy and the Shape-Changing Blob. It has a good story, I think, but the animation isn't great. All I need to do now is give it some sound!
As follows:
Ah, hmm.
Today there will be severe storms, possibly resulting in power cutsss.... KKKK POW
Oh dear...
et cetera, et cetera.

To whom it may concern:
Knock Knock*



* I may not be able to say the next bit for a for days, especially if no one says, 'who's there.' For those wanting a sneak peak, read on:
you: who's there
me: henrietta
you: henrietta who
me: henrietta cake!!!!!!!

'Et who, madam?'
- Granny Fang, Revenge of the Dinnerladies by David Tinkler

Why isn't anyone posting on this thread any more?
What's wrong with this thread?
I LIKE this thread...
BTW I have a new avatar!

Aaaah!!!

ooh...great tumbleweed PI

Got it off the 'net

Have you seen the wooshing tumbleweed that Fish posted? If not, here it is again: (you need to click on the pic)

Click here to view the full image

Nice... notice that the Tumbleweed in Fish's picture is the same one as in mine?

yep...exact same one!

Great minds think alike...

Fantastic poem, PoisonIvy!

Gromitlove, you may be rest assured that tomato sauce is Italian, as it seems, only tomatoes are not...

Shouldn't there be tumbleweed whooshing by crackingcheese's cowboy aliens/cacti?: http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/forum/read/208/1/40

oh yeah cracking cheeses' cactus

I'll start making it tommorrow

LOL thank you

That's okay

that pic that moves is well good.