Hiya, pals! I'm wondering, if Piella is a murderer who has murdered several bakers do you think she will almost kill Wallace? I think she might but that ye old faithful Gromit will save him. I hope so. See ya!

I reckon that will save his beloved master's life in spectacular fashion Surely, there are no plans to kill off ?????? Piella's not 's type of girl at all! P'raps she's a cyber-girlfriend like is a cyber-dog - nope, I've changed my mind on that one - too predictable!

...I meant the cyber-thingy being too predictable! Wallace deserves better...if only wasn't allergic to cheese!

YEAH, WENDOLENE WAS PERFECT FOR WALLACE!!!!! AND AT THE END OF THE PS2 GAME OF CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT LADY TOTTINGTON SAID SHE WAS A VEGAN. AND SHE'S DEAD ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK HAS THE WORLD GOT AGAINST CHEESE!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH!

Calming down. Calming down!

Calm down, dear! It's only a - I'd better stop right now! There's nowt wrong with cheese, Mark the shark! I do like a bit of Parmesan on my pasta...I think is in for a life of unrequited love. If could be cured of her cheese intolerance, then would be round to her wool shop like a shot! Providing that rusts in pieces and stops bullying !

Thanks, Josephine. I lost control there. I'm just wondering why some people don't like cheese. It annoys me.

Could Do, I Dont Think He Will Tho

It's weird, Mark The Shark! Could this aversion to cheese be anything to do with street-cred or what? I mean, cheese is cool because it's always in the fridge... no-one can turn round and say it is not cool, can they (unless it is in a cheeseburger)? Besides, I think ties his shoe laces with cheesestrings! He eats them when he takes his loafers off

His shoelaces are cheesestrings! Hehehe! You really should submit some of your stuff to Aardman. That would be hysterical on screen!

Thank you, Mark the Shark, for your kind compliments.

I hope the Aards are keeping their eyes on these forum postings and creations - the talent is out there, folks!

There is always something that kicks the humour mill inside my head and it takes a while to stop;it doesn't take much to get it going...until I see the tumbleweed, that is!

Yep, Aardman should be watching.

Where's Seb?! He could do it?!

Yes! Some plasticine in the colour of Wensleydale, rolled into thin strands threaded through 's laced up loafers and there you have it!

I remember coming across an American website for a dog biscuit company called the Three Dog Bakery. Has been trained there for Top Bun? Could he qualify as the Fourth Dog? Like the dough, he'll rise to the challenge!

I think should!

It's me,Cybergurl. No,I didn't get banned again,I just can't seem to rememeber my password for my other account,so I opened this account to comunicate with you guys untill I can remember it.

thats an interesting idea mark. this might be the case

OK, hello Cybergurl, Springwizard, Secretagent, Call Me Kathy!!! BLAAAAAAAHHHHHTHHHHHHH! That's a mouthful!!!

Wallace & Gromit might get a new vehicle!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAHOOO!!!

wallace and gromit have the anti-pesto van but converted

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Marlow Nathan

cant wait 2 c the van. i fink its white now

Its creamy white if I saw it right.

harry that ryhmes

dont say wallace is going to the you know what okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

excuse me. Hey, Harry, that does ryhme. Was that deliberate?

no the vans green

the vans white

stop fighting over what colour the van may or may not be ok!!

I don't think Wallace will die it might be like 'the curse of the were rabbit' like in the end gromit saves him....

... but what if it was the other way round???

that pic is black and white

the you know what means... im shy to say it.

What?

I just randomly joined this!

a mudurer?????

Sure the shoelaces could be Wensleydale, which I have nothing against and in fact am quite fond of, but wouldn't string cheese be more apt?

If he did i hope Wallace and gromit will hug again.

Of course. But Gromit will catch him when he falls

What do you mean he falls down?!

I hope that he doesn't.