A new one, not a copy!

Once upon a time Con was walking across the street when he met...

a giant guiniea pig named Garry who....

... said I need a po opie and went to the toilet. Concon was confused and said...

I like cheese cake!

Then a giant sheep called Shirley said "I like human cake" and ate Concon! Then said...

i am sorry but do we really need a new one. Why not try and incorporate this into the other never ending story? (im not being harsh, just hoping 4 less "clutter")

Get rid of this, for gods sake.

'Get rid of this, for gods sake'

Bit over the top don't you think.

And after Shirley said
'i am sorry but do we really need a new one. Why not try and incorporate this into the other never ending story? (im not being harsh, just hoping 4 less "clutter")'
she invited Con into her underground layer...

But first she burped him up. Then they went to the underground layer which is made of green cheese. In there they met...

a penguin eating the green cheese. She said...

Freeze! (Get it?)

But what is the point in another never ending story?

I will lock this thread as we really don't need two.