Okay the start will be random but soon it will get better.

Once upon a time there lived a green sheep on the planet ZogVIII. His name was Cheerios and he liked Spaghetti. One day He saw a great big apollo 27 spaceship land onto his private crater. A guy came out called Concon. then another two came out called KayLax10 and Shaunking. "We come in peace, with pieces of lego to build a model of our planet, EARTH!"

"Oh floble," said the Green Sheep. He ran inside to get his dad Mr Blobby. "BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!" Mr Blobby shouted. "Aaah," screamed Concon. Shaunking and KayLax10 ran away from Mr Blobby but came back armed with their ray-guns. They fired several laser beams but Cheerios and his dad Mr Blobby just absorbed it. "AAAAAH!" screamed Concon, Shaunking and Kaylax. Louder than before.

And back on the ship, a stowaway was sleeping in a box. Her name was ajmole and the battle made her go outside and yell, "BE QUIET! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP YA KNOW!" Then Mr. Blobby and Cheerios went back to their home to look for something. Meanwhile, Livebreathski was folowing Mr. Blobby and Cheerios. She was so small no one could see her, then livebreathski jumped onto a brick. He said ow. Head nurse and part time actor ShaunyAndTimmy500 helped him. Then a white puffle with a black tongue called evilini said "I LIKE WAFFLES!" Meanwhile, something crept out of Shaunking's lunchbox in the spaceship. It was a banana. It was Wghtmf!

So the banana, or more wghtmf went outside the spaceship, but ajmole the stowaway saw it creeping out and slammed the door creating a huge SPLAT! but the 'banana' could multiply himself into 3 bananas. So then the second banana went to do something. Then the third banana ran around and ran into a banana skin which made him do the hokey-pokey with Barrack Obama. Then Barrack said "I LIKE WAFFLES! so lets keep dancing!"

And then the bannana skin said that Barack Obama was a poor dancer and that he should take dance classes so the aliens taught him their national dance, that they called "Hung-Flabba-Ding-Dong-POP". "Hang on a minute," Concon pondered aloud, "Isn't that the Official War cry of zog aliens??? Oh no! They're at war!!!"

Lazer zapped, alien fists fought and exploding bananas detonated as a Zog Civil War broke out. "Aargh! What have I done?!" screamed President Obama, his hands flying to his head, "We have to try and do something!" Suddenly, Mr Blobby blobbed as fast as his pink legs could carry him past the panicking President, and Sucked loads of people nback into the past. Funkycheese, Asterix, Shaunking, Concon, Katie and Bitzer The Dog all were the ones sucked in. "What now?" Asked Concon. All of a sudden Timmypotato appeared and shouted "I HAVE AZ GUN GUN GO BANG BANG!" Then he disappeared. Weird," said. Shaunking. "Banned for lifee!!" Katie cried out. "Ookkaaayy," Asterix said. Then RichD came out and lifted the bans so AQ111 did a summersault.

Then Dark Wooper came and swore and posted naughty pics. "Oh noes!" Concon cried. Then about 3000,000,000,000 Concon clones came marching past and attacking everyone. Concon left crying and it was up to the 07 & o8 gang to save the day! "Whats that marching over the hill?" Bitzer The Dog cried out. It was Finlaybear smoking a cigar. But it turned out to be Finlaycow, the Finlaybear clone. "Oh now what!" Siad Asterix. Suddenly Concon appeared and had a lil frog on his shoulder. "This is MichiganFrog," he said. She is weird! All of a sudden there was a bang and Jordan and Dan123 burst into the room. "AHH BLAH BLAH BLAH SPAMMERS!" Jordan Shouted.

Then MichiganFrog let out a magic 'RIBBIT!' and Jordan and Dan123 dissapeared in a puff of green smoke. MF then did a triple sommersault onto Concon's head and made a huge pile of grass appear, which distracted Finlaycow. "Whew, let's get out of here while we can!" gasped Funkycheese, whose pulled out her magic wand and made the 07/08 Gang dissapear, and very conviniently re-appear in Hooey Mooey [real place!] at Coffs Harbour, Australia. "OMG LA ROUX!!!" screamed Funkycheese.

But it was actually just a carboard cutout. "Woops," she said. Then Concon shuted and asked "WHY IS NOBODY VOTING FOR A MINILOGO ON THE SHEEP BIG BRO SERIES 2 THREAD? YOU CAN VOTE TWICE FOR THE NEXT 25 MINUTES!" Then everyone went to vote and made Concon happy. All of a sudden the room started to spin and the Danzpam began. "My head hurts," Ajmole complained. "Wait a second, Ajmole wasn't even joined back then," Concon cried out.

"Cut!" The director shouted. "Why did you interupt us to say that you baboon? Now we have to do the take AGAIN! Mess up once more Mr Connor and YOUR FIRED!" Everyone got back into their place and got ready to start acting again.

TO BE CONTINUED!

The gang Then went back into the spaceship set whilst the sheep was added make up (green dye) ok, lets continue! cried the director.

"My head hurts," Ajmole said. "Its all this swirling and twirling of the Danzpam colour. Wouu." Ajmole fainted to the ground. "BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!" Mr Blobby started to break through into the past. "Oh noes!" Concon sighed. "No Blobby no!" Seb ran through the time vortex and hit Mr Blobby on the head with a new W&G collectable item. "Yay!" Everyone shouted.

But CebuLips revealed that HE WAS Wallace and his pal DancingShauny99 was Gromit! "Oh my god," everyone cried before taking out their autograph books.

"What the heck is going on?" The director cried out. "Wallace and Gromit aren't even in this movie! FIRED, FIRED, FIRED AND FIRED!" The director pointed at Asterix, Katie, Seb, KirstenW, RichD, Csadler, GarethO, Bitzer The Dog, Ajmole, Livebreathski, ShaunyandTimmy and the wee Monkey emote. "Now lets start filming AGAIN!"

So they all went home depressed at losing their jobs, but the next day they all returned in a protest. The Director however was enjoying some waffles. Meanwhile, in the present time...

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Wghtmf cried,"OMG, I can't believe they forgot me on this planet just cos I'm a banana. Hey, what's that behind that.."
BOOM!
"AAAH! Umm, stone? I must check it out. Hang on... AJMOLE? They left you up here as well?" "Yes,"Ajmole replied. "That director is a villain! No seriously! He's worse than you could ever imagine, we must save everyone on planet Earth before the director eats some waffles otherwise it would be too late!!!"

Meanwhile the director had already hired others in the people he had fired place. CameronL, Sockeye, Purple&Brown, Jamie Gomersal, Ian Timothy and Lawrence Vincent. "Places everyone!" And so, take 578 began.

While this was happening Ajmole had sabotaged Purple&Brown's apple juice and now he was going to become a monster! Then Jum popped out from an egg and transformed to a giant chicken! And then wghtmf said, ""What the heck???"

Anyway back on stage the director was getting furious! "There you are!" He shouted as he spat on Purple&Brown who had started to turn very strange. "IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR RUBBISH DIRECTOR!" And P&B picked the director up and threw him across the room. "He ain't chuffed to mintballs," Sockeye exclaimed!

"Ajmole let's get out of here," shouted Wghtmf. And with ajmole, jumped off the planet. "Hang on," said Ajmole. "Was that such a good idea? With a space rocket there..." "Oops" said Wghtmf.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" They landed in the River Nile. "Yeh, I'd better get out of here before I dissolve!" said Wghtmf, and with Ajmole's help, managed to get onto dry land. "We have to save them! I sabotaged P&B's juice and made him crazy! And so Wghtmf and Ajmole raced off towards the studio.

Back in the studio the director was being overlooked by a twenty foot monster! "Help," he cried out!

But then Concon came and threw his cd collection at the P&B Monster. It turned around and Concon could help notice how much he looked like one of the Fuzzy Idiots. "Haha," he cried. "Oops!" Concon started to run.

Suddenly it was revealed that the 20ft monster was just a costume P&B had to put on and his juice wasn't really sabotaged, only just part of the movie that the director was making, called "THE PURPLE PLAGUE BEAST" Meanwhile next door in the Egypt set, wghtmf, the banana and ajmole were acting and decided to get an ice cream. "You got anything on you Ajmole?" Wghtmf asked. "Just some monkey hair. You?"She replied. "Yeah right. Just don't eat me."

"Cut, the director cried. "Good job everyone, take a break!" "OMG! That suit is so small I have to squash myself inside it, anyway why do I have to be the banana said the grumpy dwarf called Wghtmf.

Meanwhile TimmyTheSheep848 was jamming out to his iPod to The Mr blobby song.

"We've arrived! Yay! Did we miss anything, concon?" Ajmole slapped Wghtmf. "Of course we missed something," she said. "OMG! I have a gnome clone," Wghtmf gasped. Since when?"

"Can I listen to?" Concon asked completly ignoring Ajmole and Wghtmf. "Change it to Lady Sovereign please!"

"You mised the greatest thing in the world," Shaunking told Wghtmf. "The director getting slapped!" "OMG isn't that amazing!" Wghtmf replied. So Wghtmf went up to the director whom was still on the floor because of P&B's harsh acting and Wghtmf slapped him hard around the face "YOWWW!!!! he cried.

Meanwhile Concon and TimmyTheSheep848 were fighting over the iPod. "NO NO NO! Im not listening to Lady Sovereighn! Change it back to Mr Blobby," TimmyTheSheep848 said. "Finee," Concon replied. Then Wghtmf went to switch it to Daniel Powter. "WOAH WOAH WOAH! CUT!" shouted Ajmole. 'Have I been forgotten in this production?"

But it was the director who was to speak next.
"You are all FIRED! Except for you grump dwarf, you stay," he whimpered, battered and bruised by the slaps.

So everyone went home and lived jobless for ever after.

WRITTEN BY:

Shaunking
Ajmole
Concon
Wghtmf
TimmyTheSheep848
Kaylax10
LiveBreathSki
Shaunyandtimmy500
AdventureQuest111
Poopstick
Jum
Funkycheese7000

EDITED BY:
Concon

STORY STARTED BY:
Shaunking

THREAD:
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/forum/read/42827/1/2

Concon, that w as great to read!

Good job to all who had contributed to making it!

LOL, Thanks.

Did you like your part?

Lots of violence, but yeh it was quite funny!

It took 47 hours altogether to write!

Here's the add-on.

WOOO! Timmythesheep848 was dancing to the peanut butter Jelly time song!

And with that they all suddenly remembered one thing! there was still one more banana left!!!! "*GASP* ITS MY BANANA!" shouted Timmythesheep848. Timmythesheep rushed over to grab the banana. And so everyone that got fired all marched off on a special space flying carpet to the planet Zog where the bananas were cloned to seek advice from the third banana. "My good friend! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted wghtmf, and jumped at the banana to save it ffrom being eaten by TTS848. "Hang on, what happened there? Why wasn't that slow motion?"

"Work, you stupid special effects machine!" (The director offstage.)

"Oh. Right."

The special effects machine was back on Earth, they were on a barren planet. So the third banana opened his lips (yes bananas have lips and said "We must get back to earth!" Timmythesheep had just gone to the sweet shop and got a big bag of sweets. He had a lolly and was singing "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolly lolly lolly lollipop! Dum dum dum dum!" Then a meteorite with the third banana, ajmole, Shaunking, concon, wghtmf and all the others flew out of the sky and hit timmythesheep848's lollipop and crashed on the ground. Timmythesheep Screamed "AAAAAAAA not my beloved lollipop!"
Timmythesheep carried on walking while crying while eating the rest of his sweets but then, the third and secret banana came up to timmythesheep and shouted "OPEN THA PICKLE JAR!!!!!!!!" "AAAAAAA!" yelled Timmythesheep who then dropped his bag of sweets and ran for his life!
"YOU AIN'T GOT THE POWER LITTLE MAAAN!" shouted the banana as he jumped off the hardening meteorite to the shocked looks of the gang behind him.
Then Concon pulled out a gun and shot the bannana. "I don't get this story..." he said. "Well then eat bannana bum!" The bannana cried, smashing into Concon's face.

But the banana shielded himself...with the pickle jar. Suddenly the ground started to shake and the tune of the Mr Blobby song began to play! IT WAS THE BLOBBY ARMY! "Woot!" they shouted.

"OH MAI GODD!!! They came from as far away as planet zog." shouted Shaunking. The banana screamed and dropped the pickle jar. Then Lady Sov's "Love Me Hate Me" song started to play. "JOIN THE SOV ARMY!" Concon cried!

But timmythesheep was unaware that the Blobbys were shooting and eating people as he was dancing to his favourite tune! "Blobby, oh Mr Blobby!" he sang! Timmythesheep put on his pink Earmuffs (which were quite stylish). But the Mr Blobby's were growing!!! "We gotta get outta town!" cried wghtmf. Meanwhile the Lady Sov army's theme song was shouting a very rude word while throwing eggs at everyone. "Woo hoo!" Concon shouted!

"Wait is super bear still around?" asked one man who had been out of town for a while. Suddenly the eggs started to dance! Shaunking Jumped on top of Jum and rode all over the planet! And then shaunking said
"Baa!" he had been bitten by a sheep monster so he became a sheep. Then concon yelled
"Polka-Dot Mars Bars!!!!!" After about 3 seconds concon realised that this was the wrong thing to say beacause

Mr. Blobby's army thought he had a polka dot mars bar, so they all went after concon to get the polka dot mars bar but concon screamed "BANANAS!" and ate the polka- Dot mars Bar even though he didn't have any. When Mr Blobby's army saw concon eating the imaginary polka-dot mars bars they

got extremely angry because they wanted it more than anything else!!! "GET HIM!" screamed the ruler. Concon suddenly saw 10000 Mr Blobbys (with the mister blobby song in the background) come charging towards him right when concon was about to be greeted with mortal peril, a massive Bob-omb from mariokart landed in front of the army and got blown up, but NOT by itself, but by the gigantic Bullet Bill that flew by and collided with the big Bob-omb. All the Mr Blobby's were destroyed.... however... wghtmf was being wghtmf. Then a pie decided to eat itself but it's freind, Mr Ice Cream decided to say to Shaunking 'OMG you are like me except you're nothing like me' And then the world blew up leaving no survivors.

Meanwhile on a parallel universe Concon was the head of MI9. "Troops, find this Shaunking and bring him to me, ALIVE!" "Yes sir," all the agents cried before running off.

In the street below Shaunking was running, trying to find somewhere to hide from MI9. He didn't exactly know why they were after him though.

"THIS IS BIG WGHTMF! WE INTED YOU NO HARM! REPEAT: WE INTEND YOU NO HARM!" shouted wghtmf from the MI9 helicopter. Shaunking turned around and saw Big wghtmf and about 1000 MI9 soldiers charging at him, pointing machine guns. "Oh my god! he cried. "What will I do?"

All of a sudden, a bolt of lightning slammed into the ground, and Funkycheese appeared! "Hold on!" she cried, her arm outstretched towards Shaunking.
"Umm, well, teh others do." said wghtmf.

"Stop!" Concon shouted, he shot a lazer at Funky and she fell to the ground. Shaunking suddenly dived into a alley and came back as a giant hungry goat. "Ahh," the MI9 agents screamed as they ran away.
"Hold on," said wghtmf, in this place which was very dangerous for a banana, "Where's ajmole? She isn't one of the people with guns?" But ajmole appeared out of an alleyway pointing a gun at the banana's (wghtmf's) head. "Hold it right there!" she said. "What's going on?" cried wghtmf, then he remembered that he was in a parallel universe, ajmole wasn't on his side!!!

"You're in a new world banana," ajmole said. Then concon came in yelling "I'M GONNA EAT SOME MASHED TATERS!' That made ajmole get her aim wrong and shot the trash can, leaving a hole. Ajmole said

"get the banana!" And the MI9 soldiers went running around like frustrated chickens, "What banana?" they cried. Meanwhile Shaunking used the distraction to his advantage and turned back into a human from the goat. None of the MI9 soldiers saw him and he ran away

And tried to eat the Tater loving concon. Concon yelled "Oh my god! MI9 it's Shaunking on high alert! Get him!" But the MI9 officers were too busy trying to find the banana. "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" yelled wghtmf the banana on top of a building. "Get the banana!" concon yelled. *BOOM* "What was that?" concon asked. It was ajmole! But it was in fact the banana giving off heavy wind. "OMG! its banana gas!!! ohhhh noooo..." and all the MI9 officcers were knocked out. Shaunking the goat was about to eat the tater loving concon when he saw or rather, smelt that the knocked out body didn't smell too nice. So he gallopped away and grabbed Funkycheese as he passed her. She had been sitting in a corner, engrosed in an article in HIYA! magazine, called "10 Reasons Why We Hate La Roux", which Shaunking the Goat immediately noticed. "Why are you reading that?!" he asked, shocked. "This is a parallel universe, remember?" Funkycheese reminded Shaunking as she was dragged along behind him, whilst "The Climb" by Joe McElderry blared out of her iPod.

Meanwhile in the real universe Concon suddenly woke up, floating in the middle of space! Then Funky woke up in the middle of space aswell. And Shaunking, Katie, Ajmole and Wghtmf. "Woah!" Concon said.

Back on the Parallel Universe Parallel Concon collapsed. "What going on earth..." Funky also collapsed. And so did Shaunking. Then Wghtmf. Ajmole fell down a hill and Katie dropped to the ground while driving, causing a crash that killed RichD, Seb and KirstenW, who were all in a motorcycle gang. Then

the parallel universe blew up, as did all the other possible parallel universes, then the real world suddenly came back to normal and everyone asked eachother "Are you OK?" Umm, yeah, I think so..." mumbled Funkycheese, "I had this weird dream that I hated La Roux..." She looked down, to see a copy of 8th August 2009's NME, and quickly opened it. "Must return to sanity!!!" she shouted, before procceeding to read the article.

"WHERE'D THE AJMOLE WITH A GUN GO? OH MY GOSH ! OH MY GOSH! OMG!" shouted wghtmf.
Then the brick that livebreathski jumped on previously came! "OY! I will attack livebreathski with my awesome karate chop because he jumped on me way back when! HAIY---YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ajmole woke up in her bed, wondering what happened. She looked out the window to see a brick trying to attack livebreathski. Ajmole called out and Concon said "Now I must go listen to Lady Sovereign and get mega angry cause I have a short temper. GRR!" And Concon suddenly grew giant and green then started smashing up the thread 'Emote Party'. Two weeks later Concon became the mayor of 'Wonderland' but all of a sudden there was a giant fire and a volcano erupting, leaving 4 survivors. "Oh noes!" And then Emote Party came back from the dead. So did Albus Dumbledore. Ginny and Harry flew out of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that was sitting near by. "Gee, Wonderland looks rough!" Ginny said. Ajmole was there, and she said nothing. Then CrackingToast slammed the book shut, wrapped it up with sellotape, put it in a bag, put the bag in the bin, the bin in a hole and a bomb on top before covering up with dirt. Three seconds later there was a massive explosion, leaving a big crater in the ground. "Yay," CrackingToast cried. Then he went home.

Then a rabbit came out of a hole. "You're late! I'm late! We're late!" he said. "Late for what?" CrackingToast asked. "We're late for the

toilet!Go go before you pee your pants!"

"Right..."CrackingToast said. He quietly picked up a branch off a tree and started whacking the rabbit until it was unconsious. "Yay!" Then concon ran up. "Thank you for doing that! That thing was annoying me about being late for the library." Then a mouse came up and said

"HELP ME!!!! Dr. Evil from Austin Powers is trying to shoot me with his 'laser'!!!! I need you to kill me," the mouse said. "Okay," CrackingToast said. He then buried the mouse in a hole. Concon said "let's do the macerena!!!". So everyone did the macerena until Shaunking came out of his house dressed in a dressing gown and slippers and yelled "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" Then a pie said yo. The pie was indeed an ordinary pie, so concon ate it.
Then the pie was a bomb and exploded reavealing a female sheep in a bikini with long blonde hair. "What the??" said Shaunyandtimmy500.
Concon whistled and Shaun had love heart eyes. "Aw man..." said wghtmf. "I've never seen anyone fall in love with an oasis before. SNAP OUT OF IT!" Shaun went galloping over to the female sheep in the bikini only to find out that it was just a cardboard cut-out. "DRAT!" he shouted.

Then Pidsley said "An ant is a yorrick so everyone eats pie."
Everyone then slowly turned to face Pidsley with a very puzzled expression. "What...? Pidsley can... talk?!" they all asked in usion, astounded.
Then wghtmf realised it was a radio-controlled cardboard cut-out of Pidsley. Then Shaunking went up to the radio and shouted "ITS A BOMB! We gotta get out of here!" And everyone, wghtmf, Shaunking, ajmole, concon, SAT and Shaun (with his cardboard cut-out lover) all ran as far away from the radio bomb as they could. Then the third banana came out of nowhere. "Where did the second banana go?" said SAT.

"CUT! I told concon not to interrupt us to say things about the movie that don't make sense, so you should listen to everything! Take 231821893217887436743289312732898318713833783183193819!" But then the director found out that the radio bomb was real and not a set! It was a plot by the taliban!!!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!! The whole studio blew up leaving everyone dead apart from concon who was reading about La Roux in the corner and the bomb's explosion didn't reach. Concon was worried that the bomb was actually a magic cardboard cut out, so no one actually died. In fact the bomb was so magic that it was real and killed everyone but was so magic it brought them back to life, killing concon instead.














TO BE CONTINUED
Edited by wghtmf! Powered by Mr Monkey Airlines!

Thank you thank you! *bows* wrote the bit about the brick and livebreathski being nursed by me!

gosh it s dam long my eyes hurt why dident you just write a book about it or make a movie LoL

this is the neverending story of the STS forum lolz, it's still open for anyone to contribute!!!