blimey!!! i was too scared to do any pranks at school, we had some horrible teachers who would yell and shout and even clobber you one, it happened to me on my first week, as my hair needed brushing!!!! and my hair was washed and brushed every morning, but its blonde and thin, so it would look like rats tails in a few hours, so from that telling off i carried a hairbrush in my cardigan pocket, so that i could brush my hair before every lesson!!!!

but have no fear, i have since made up for my lack of pranks at school, i could right a book of what me and my husband have got up to, one of the last things we done was to cling film a friends car!!! no part of his car was showing, he was in church at the time, so had quite an audience when he came out, everyone was killing themselves laughing as he didnt know what to do!!! noone could help him for a long time as we were all folded up laughing!!!!

hehehe very cheeky! what a sight that must have been!

Hehehe! That would be fun, Fish! A pub! I wish I had some fun nuns!

Cinders - I too had a horrible teacher my first year in school. My brother had her and she slapped him hard across the face one morning for forgetting his boots. I don't remember her hitting me, but I sure do remember being ridiculed for a wrong answer or a mistake.

Maybe that's why we turned into such pranksters, that brother and I!

Sharky - I wish you had some fun nuns, too! Then we could get one of those inflatable pubs and fill up her entire office!

What a horrible teacher!!! She slapped your wee (or older) brother on the face! What cheek? Has she been fired! I hope so! Well, she turned you both into cheeky little monkeys anyway!

fish, it must be very hard to be a teacher nowadays, i dont think i would like to do it!!! but i take my hat off to the good teachers out there,

I have the best teacher ever! Well, I don't know if there are better ones, but he is the best! Ideal for P7!

I'm glad you've got a good teacher, Sharkie! My brothers (all of them) are older. The brother who got hit is the closest in age to me. I had the same teacher a year later. But I've lots of great teachers - many more good one's than mean.

Thanks Fish. Wow, how did YOU get on with that teacher. Hopefully you didn't get hit!

No comment, dear friend. God forbid I should go off topic. Why is Jordan commenting on our content? In any case, back to Beeky it is and I will shut up!

talk about going off topic

come on then jordan, get us all back on the correct subject of our new girlie pin up BEEKY!!!!! i guess you must be back to work now beeky and feeling much better!!! are we going to have any more updates?

Yes, where are our updates. I'm dying here!

PS. Vultures, that was a figure of speech!!!

COME ON, BEEKY! BEEKY, COME ON!!!

Yes, cinders1, he's a great girlie pin-up!

I wonder if he'll get a hernia whilst he's carrying sackloads of Vallie cards tomorrow?



Roses are red
Violets are blue
Beeky's spots
Are out of view!!!

Hey, I got a Valantine's card, possibly from one of my relatives that said:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I'm a fan of Wallace and Gromit too!

I was like, "What the sam hill?!"

Are you sure it was a relative, Markie Sharkie??!!

Did you do all the necessary checks, like postmark, stamp, handwriting etc. ?

No. I will, though!