NEWSFLASH!!!
Here we are, October! AND MORE FROG BLAST STUFF FOR YOU!
Bill Murray has just been contacted today and all we can do is wait...and wait...and wait for a while. But here is part of the script. I'll post another bit later today:
EXT. THE MISSILE TEST SITE
CU. Chrisara is huffing and puffing as climbs up a sandy hill.
CHRISARA
No! God, I’m lost. Where the hell am I? I was in the bloody middle of nowhere and then I ended up at the left of the middle of nowhere until I am stuck in the f****in’ middle of the middle of nowhere. And I came this way – for a f****in’ badger.
CU. Chrisara lies down on his back.
CHRISARA
Someone murder me.
ROBOTIC VOICE
Missile Launch Test activated.
CU. Chrisara gets up.
CHRISARA
Wh-what?
ROBOTIC VOICE
Please stay out of the lasered area.
Aerial shot of a square marked out by lasers. Chrisara is in the very middle of it. Chrisara gets to his feet.
CHRISARA
Aw, man, that ain’t right.
ROBOTIC VOICE
Five seconds to missile launch.
CU. Chrisara looks around as the ground violently rumbles. He then runs.
CHRISARA
OH, CR*P, CR*P, CR*P! OH – CR*P!
Tracking shot as Chrisara runs and a large missile blasts out of the ground. He turns to run the other way but another missile blasts out of the ground. Aerial shot as he begins to run in all directions, missiles blasting him all over the place.
CU. Chrisara falls to the ground. He gets up and the ground rumbles more violently than before.
CHRISARA
Oh, man.
CU. The biggest missile yet blasts out of the ground and creates a massive explosion. CU of Chrisara as he blown away by the explosion. CU as he hits a building and looks back and gasps. A sandstorm engulfs him and the camera.